im just thirsty
i want to be a hipster but that would be too main stream


My cousin is always watching Everybody Loves Raymond in the other room while I’m on the computer. I always hear Raymond’s voice. His deep, throaty voice, like a hungover toad. It’s very unique. Sometimes I continue to hear the thick grog of Ray Romano long after the television is off. Ray tells me things. Ray tells me horrible, horrible things. And I listen.


AU: Your ex shows up at your flat and Louis answers the door


but like back in the day I even had a facebook fan page titled 9 kidneys 12 nipples 5 boys. it even had like 50,000 likes and we talked about spoons and cats. its embarrassing to talk about but i still love the friends i made there and I wouldn’t take it back for a second.


remember when zayn tweeted he was taking a bath and then didn’t tweet again for a month and we all thought he drowned because he can’t swim

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